Let's get weird.

21/paleontology/ultimate frisbee. College student by day, wantonly tempting custard tart by night.

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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Andrew Garfield on SNL S39 E19

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punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

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People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.

guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

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namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via marquessofpembroke)

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